Embarrassments

Dear readers, how do you react when you are TOTALLY EMBARRASSED? I react totally AWFUL! I repeat, TOTALLY AWFUL! Here's what I do. I run around 1,576 miles an hour, then, I try as hard as I can to get out of the room that the drama is in. If that doesn't work, then I SCREAM at the top of my lungs like, AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I try not to get in trouble. That is very hard, peoples!!!

Amanda The Cutie

Dear Readers,
Have you had a baby sister that is 5 years younger than you and you feel like you LOVE her but you don't like it as much as you like her when she messes something up that you are doing? I do. Her name is Amanda.Amma for short. My mom changes her name SOSOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many times. once she was First Tessa, then Amme, And Amanda, then, the weirdest of all, Scout!!!!! Scout, i tell you! It's only something that comes with life. It's human-natural. And sometimes, when you are in the middle of that time,you just have to let it go. Right now, I'm at the middle of that stage, so, can I tell you a secret: I sort of wish that it's 22 years later from now. [heehee.]

Just A Warning

Dear Readers, there will be a guest post coming onto my blog by my friend Tyler. Just a warning to remind you that the post will be coming in a little while. He told me that he could write one.

Temporary Dora Lover

Dear Readers, there is this cartoon called "Dora The Explorer." I used to LOVE it when I was her age, but now I don't like it at all. It's just that I'm a boy and she's a girl and she 4 years old so, I guess I have to wait until she grows out of it. But, when she grows out of it, Dora's not done for the family. I still have to wait till Amanda is over it.And that will not be very short because, she doesn't even like it yet. Plus, I think I have to wait EVEN LONGER because Tish doesn't like Animal shows on TV either, so I think we have to wait until we are old enough to agree on everything. But, it's worth waiting for. After all, they are some pretty good sisters.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

Dear readers, what is your favorite board game? I like: "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader"? I think it is cool. You get graded and you win money. Well ,actually when we play it, we just win points. But that doesn't take any of the fun away.And you have to start with a first grade question and then go up and up and up and up until you reach fifth grade. Then you go for the million point cards witch are really hard and if you get those right, you are smarter than a fifth grader! [Lots of applause].

February

February

This is a poem that I am going to read to the school at Author's Night. I hope you like it ! I wrote it.It's called:

FEBRUARY



FEBRUARY

Fun in the winter sny
Excellent month for Valentines
Brilliant time for snyball fights
Running inside to avoid the cold air
Unusual month because it's only 28 days
Abraham Lincoln's birthday
Racing snowboarders in the winter olympics
Yodeling while sledding down a hill



I hope you like it! If you agree, leave a comment if you can.

Smart?

This is a poem about a boy learning a lesson about money.



My dad gave me one dollar bill 'cause i'm his smartest son, And i swapped it for 2 shiny quarters 'cause 2 is more than one!
And then i took the quarters and traded them to Lou, for three dimes-i guess he don't know that three is more than two!
Just then , along came blind old Bates and just cause he can't see, He gave me four nickels for my three dimes and four is more than 3 !
And i took the nickels to Hiram Coombs down at the seed-feed store, and the fool gave me five pennies for them, and 5 is more than 4 !
And then i went and showed my dad, and he got red in his cheeks,and closed his eyes and shook his head - too proud of me to speak!


I think that poem was very funny. If you like it, leave a comment if you can.


-Shel Silverstein